Friday, December 12, 2008

Crouching tufty, hidden dragon: The amazing Kung Fu squirrels


Crouching tufty, hidden dragon: The amazing Kung Fu squirrels

"Their mean and moody expressions suggest: Go on, punk, make my day.

And when any rival is foolish enough to stray on to their territory, the result is terrifying.

In scenes more like a violent Quentin Tarantino movie than a wildlife shoot, one Cape ground squirrel delivers a ferocious attack on an interloper."

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Starving, skinny squirrels eating garbage, snorting bird feed


"Botanist Rod Simmons thought he was going crazy when couldn't find any acorns near his home in Arlington County, Virginia. 'I'm used to seeing so many acorns around and out in the field, it's something I just didn't believe,' said Simmons. Then calls started coming in about crazy squirrels. Starving, skinny squirrels eating garbage, inhaling bird feed, greedily demolishing pumpkins. Squirrels boldly scampering into the road. And a lot more calls about squirrel roadkill. Simmons and Naturalist Greg Zell began to do some research and found Internet discussion groups, including one on Topix called 'No acorns this year,' reporting the same thing from as far away as the Midwest up through New England and Nova Scotia. 'We live in Glenwood Landing, N.Y., and don't have any acorns this year. Really weird,' wrote one. 'None in Kansas either! Curiouser and curiouser.' The absence of acorns could have something to do with the weather and Simmons has a theory about the wet and dry cycles. But many skeptics say oaks in other regions are producing plenty of acorns, and the acorn bust is nothing more than the extreme of a natural boom-and-bust cycle. But the bottom line is that no one really knows. 'It's sort of a mystery,' Zell said."

Sunday, November 9, 2008

The End of This Blog?


Posted: 11:06 AM ET

Squirrels at the University of California-Davis have it made.

5300 acres of lush habitat.

The eastern fox squirrel is living large on the University of California Davis campus. Wildlife scientists will use a contraceptive vaccine to try to control the population. Photo courtesy UC Davis

More than a few crumbs from students and faculty who enjoy meals and snacks outside.

(And we’re not talking the average “frugal student” ramen noodles and peanut butter and jelly. UC-Davis is home to The Robert Mondavi Institute for Wine and Food Science.)

With nary a predator, there’s been a population explosion of the non-native eastern fox squirrels, from zero to about 400 in the past seven years. And now there’s worry the critters might get more aggressive, biting the collegiate hands that feed them. Squirrels can carry bacteria that is harmful to humans. And an unchecked population could become a threat to the regional economy, spreading to nearby farmland and chomping away at the local fruits and nuts.

When college officials searched for answers to these potential nuisances, they had to go no further than scientists on campus.

And as one might expect from a campus in California, the plan is to control the population with no harm to the animals involved.

Squirrel contraception.

“This new birth control method may potentially help control squirrels or other species, such as white tailed deer,” said Sara Krause, a doctoral student in ecology who designed the plan.

“If we can test a birth control method and find it safe and effective, there’s a possibility of it being a breakthrough method in both urban and suburban areas,” she said.

Continued unchecked procreation and expansion of their territory could mean farmers and ranchers would put an end to the invasive fox squirrels permanently. Squirrels can do serious damage to almond and walnut orchards.

The birth control method being used is a vaccine, called GonaCon.

Krause explained that it’s an immunocontraceptive vaccine, blocking the pathway to the production of sperm and eggs. One shot leaves the animals sterile for about two years. And the same vaccine works on both males and females.

(Now there’s a concept that every female on the planet can appreciate.)

Krause and others have just begun placing 20-40 humane traps around the campus. The traps will be checked two to four times a day. On this first round, captured animals will be examined, marked with a nontoxic dye, and let go. The squirrels will be observed until next summer, when they’ll be re-captured. Then, some will get the contraceptive injection, others a placebo. Again, they’ll be set free to roam the campus.

If the experiment works as planned, the number of squirrels will decline to a sustainable number within ten years. And federal wildlife biologists could use the contraceptive on other prolific progeny producers.


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Good Question: When Do Squirrels Start Hiding Nuts?

To a squirrel, this is the best time of the year. Not only are they eating with reckless abandon to fatten up for winter, they're finding food and hiding it. But how do squirrels know how many nuts to store? And when to get started?

"The honest answer is we don't absolutely know," said David Stephens, Ph.D., a professor of animal behavior at the University of Minnesota.

"We know that all animals have internal clocks," he explained. "They know that as the days begin to shorten, and I say 'know' kind of in quotes there, that fall is approaching."

Squirrels don't generally hibernate so they need to eat during the winter. But there's not a lot of food around. That's not the case during the fall, when seeds fall from the trees, providing ample food.

So do squirrels have a target number of seeds they need to store for the winter?

"We think it's primarily determined by availability," said Stephens. In effect: "they run into something, a little supply of food, and they say, 'Gosh I'm gonna put this away.'"

How do squirrels make sure other animals don't steal their stored food?

"Of course other animals do steal their stuff. But what's cool is that they actually are sensitive to this, these are called audience effects of caching," said Stephens.

Some research indicates that squirrels will act in a more sneaky manner when they believe another animal is watching, by hiding the seeds and nuts in a more scattered manner.

So how do squirrels know where to find the buried food? Do they remember?

"They seem to encode information about landmarks ... He may know that tree over there is a place where I cached one. They are able, pretty much, to recover things that they've hidden based on some kind of memory," explained Stephens.

Of course, they don't remember everything. Some researchers believe that squirrels find about 50 percent of what they bury. Typically those seeds are buried about 0.5 to 2 inches beneath the soil surface, so forgotten seeds often sprout into new trees.
Check it out Squirrel Behavior.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Squirrel Underpants

Protect the world from Squirrel Nudity!

It's important to keep your rodent dressed appropriately. See also the latex squirrel available as a "related product".

Monday, September 29, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ninja Chipmunk vs. Cat

OK, so chipmunks aren't squirrels, but this one is putting on some made acrobatic moves to get away from a pesky cat.

Monday, August 18, 2008

How About Your Nuts?


30-something to his girlfriend: Don’t look at my penis when I’m a squirrel!

Uptown
Overheard by Oh Nuts.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

First Sinister Squirrel photo



hopefully I'll be able to offer more sinister squirrels in the future (how many is truly enough?). clearly this squirrel is planning to take over the world.

Sunday, July 27, 2008



Coming to the 2008 Minnesota Fringe Festival!
An all new family friendly morality tale about squirrels!
In the lost village of the Squirrel-People, all the Squirrels are named for their most distinctive trait. There's Clumsy Squirrel, Wise Squirrel, Socially Awkward Squirrel. But the village is thrown into chaos when a young squirrel refuses to pick a name--the inconvenient squirrel!

An Inconvenient Squirrel is a live action cartoon for the stage
packed with chattering, scampering and existential identity crisis!
Designed to engage kids and adults on their own level, the show is a morality tale full of wit, intelligence...and a lot of grown men dressed as squirrels!

Performances are at The Thrust Theater in the
University of MN Rarig Center at 330 21st Ave S on:
Fri, Aug 1 @ 7 PM; Thurs, Aug 7 @ 5:30 PM;
Fri, Aug 8 @ 5:30 PM Sat, Aug 9 @ 2:30 PM;
Sun, Aug 10 @ 4 PM

Adult Tickets are $12. Children's Tickets (under 12) are $5. Students/Seniors/MPR Members: $10. Tickets are available at the door or by contacting Uptown Tix at 651-209-6799 or via e-mail at www.uptowntix.com.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

BBC NEWS | UK | MP calls for mass squirrel cull


BBC NEWS | UK | MP calls for mass squirrel cull: "By trapping the greys and then shooting them, Lord Redesdale said he was recreating space for the native red squirrels.
But Andrew Tyler, the director of Animal Aid, told Five Live the project was 'absurd'.
'It's hateful and bigoted,' he said.
'The reason the red squirrel is endangered in terms of its population is because it is being persecuted by people."

Return To The Forest

Return To The Forest for a blog filled with squirrel-based writings.

"The landing was a sensation like nothing the squirrels had ever experienced before. The roaring sound surrounded them, the sensation of speed increased, and an unexpected bounce lifted them off their feet. Something unseen flung them tumbling and rolling into the soft material of the pack, where Bravo clung to Paddington, shivering and bewildered. "

Photographing Squirrels



Here's a flickr set of the artistic squirrel jetset at work.


Here's an old-school website documenting his efforts.Photographing Squirrels

Wednesday, June 18, 2008