Organic Free Range Squirrel Meat

For all your organic free range squirrel meat needs.

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These little beauties are raised on a certified organic farm in Tennessee, are carefully eviscerated and skinned (choose from bone-in, the more expensive bone-out, or from the deluxe squirrel filet) and they're certified rabies-free by the FDA. (Since this is such a new product, FDA inspectors are onsite constantly and they inspect the meat much more closely than beef or pork.) Each carcass is inspected twice by line workers to be sure it is hair-free.

Twirl a Squirrel

Squirrel Girl is here to save the day

A lesser known heroine of squirreltastic proportions, Squirrel Girl and her squirrel brethren including Monkey Joe and Tippie Toe are some of the least sung heroes of the Marvel pantheon of superheroes. Apparently Squirrel Girl even helped Iron Man defeat Dr. Doom!



Check out this snippet from the tragic tales of Squirrel Girl and the Great Lakes Avengers (GLA)

Squirrel Girl and Monkey Joe took out a pair of muggers threatening Doorman and Flatman, after which the two GLA'ers invited her to join. When they ok'd Monkey Joe joining as well, she agreed, and she almost instantly joined them on a mission to investigate an alarm.
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Doorman apologized soon after, revealing that he was trying to scare away new members to prevent their deaths. She then offered him a nut from her nutsack.

Monkey Joe:

Squirrel Cell Phone Karma

Squirrel Scat

"Squirrel scat is very small, and even though you may have seen lots of squirrels, you may not have noticed their small scat."